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Dame Edna Everage is a character played by Barry Humphries. She claims to be
the most popular and gifted woman in the world today: investigative
journalist, social anthropologist, talk show host, swami, children's book
illustrator, spin doctor, icon, housewife, superstar, megastar and more
recently, gigastar. She is also a noted actress, including a rather large
role in the series Ally McBeal.
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Everage consistently denies being a fictional character or drag act. In
1979, she was the subject of a BBC Arena mockumentary: "La Dame aux
Gladiolas", in which she described Humphries as her "entrepreneur" or
manager. She has frequently said that the thought of a man dressing up as a
woman for entertainment purposes, is to her, physically repulsive and makes
her sick to her stomach. Humphries, on the other hand (despite the
occasional pretence that it was silly for anyone to suggest he had any
relation to her beyond that of a very dedicated admirer) freely states that
she is a character he plays. His tone nevertheless suggests he feels a
slight dissatisfaction with her continued denial that they are one person.
Supposedly born Edna May Beazley, in the small outback town of Wagga Wagga,
Dame Edna started her stage career on December 19, 1955, as Mrs Norm Everage,
an average Australian housewife from Moonee Ponds, a Melbourne suburb.
Everage spends her time visiting world leaders and jet-setting between her
homes in Los Angeles, London, Sydney, Switzerland and Martha's Vineyard. She
is the Founder and Governor of Friends of the Prostate and the creator of
The World Prostate Olympics. She is a friend and confidante of the Queen.
"I was born in Melbourne with a precious gift. Dame Nature stooped over my
cot and gave me this gift. It was the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of
others."
She was on Broadway around the turn of the millennium, and again four years
later ostensibly not performing, but seemingly holding court for the benefit
of her many admirers. On these occasions, she would interact with several
people seated in the audience (who showed no evidence of being anything
other than ordinary theater goers), subjecting them to left-handed
compliments and embarrassing supposed advice "meant in the most loving way
possible". One activity was phoning the home of such a person, in order to
question the family's foreign-born baby-sitter.
Madge Allsop, her supposed friend and "bridesmaid", is often present when
she meets the public, but never speaks a word. Madge, a New Zealander from
Palmerston North, suffers through insults and callous treatment with the air
of a servant who is unable to leave her employer.
Her family, never seen, are:
Norman Stoddard Everage (Norm), her late husband and long term sufferer of a
"rumbling prostate".
her daughter Valmai (currently in shoplifters rehab.)
sons Bruce and Kenneth (described in various terms that suggest they may be
gay men who are partly in the closet, though she shows no awareness of the
possibility)
She also has a mother who was incarcerated in a "maximum-security twilight
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DAME EDNA PICTURES |
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MOST POPULAR
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba
Paris Hilton
Scarlett Johansson
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Lindsay Lohan
Shakira
Beyonce
Hilary Duff
ADDITIONS
Miley Cyrus
Rihanna
Hayden Panettiere
Miranda Cosgrove
Selena Gomez
Demi Lovato
Vanessa Hudgens
Ashley Tisdale
Jonas Brothers
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